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Last Man Standing

by The Long Johns

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    Wallet card case made from recycled card with Illustration on cover by Lily Collard and featuring 5 tracks of the debut record by The Long Johns in a gothic western, folk, Blues and roots fused genre....

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  • Designed by our big hairy man himself, Paulie made this brill' logo design that has quickly become the fine black cock named "Last Man Standing".
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    1 x Trucker Cap (one size fits all, good quality, adjustable caps)
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1.
Club Footin' 03:53
Club Footin’ I ain’t got no place to lay my head I ain’t got no place to lay my bones I ain’t got no place to lay my head I ain’t got no place to call my home I got one club foot and no shoes on but I Still gotta move me all these stones And I’ve swaggered and swayed and I’ve rabidly roamed but I’m Still yet to find me a sweet sweet home, I’ll find it someday And before the break of dawn, the sun comes up and still I gotta move Along…. Yeah I pack up, I pack my bags and Roll! (go-o-oh!) I pack up and go! (go-o-o!) I ain’t got no place to lay my head I ain’t got no place to lay my bones I ain’t got no place to lay my head I ain’t got no place to call my home I still got ten toes and its plain to see that I choked up on the glory and the story swallowed me from the East to the West, Highway to the left Lest I forget I still got my friends, Yeah I still got them They see me through to the end, and they know, they know when I gotta Go!, I pack up, I pack up my bags and Roll (go - o - oh!) Cos I got to go! (go-o-oh!) I gotta go, oh-ho! (go-o-oh!) Woah oh Go - o -oh! I ain’t got no place to lay my head I ain’t got no place to lay my bones I ain’t got no place to lay my head I ain’t got no place to call my home Now the fogs still sticking to what you been sippin’ I’d advise that my love don’t live on a lie Now the clocks still tickin’ and I’m’a finger lickin’ I’d advise that you stick just to what you said, cos I’m a lady of my word And that’s not what you did, but while ya still here, Best you give me a bit, cos the sun comes up and baby I gotta Roll (go - o - oh!) Cos I got to go! (go-o-oh!) I gotta go, oh-ho! (go-o-oh!) Woah oh Go - o -oh! I ain’t got no place to lay my head (I ain’t got, I ain’t got, no no) I ain’t got no place to lay my bones (I ain’t got, I ain’t got) I ain’t got no place to lay my head (I ain’t got, I ain’t got) I ain’t got no place to call my home ( I ain’t got!!) It’s all Par for the course, it’s all par for the course, it’s all par………..
2.
Spooks 04:51
Spooks Ya feel it in the walls the fog will wake the dead with the dusk brings the cold, chillin’ whispers of the nightmares it seeps up through the floor boards, yeah it slithers through the cobwebs from your head down to your toes, creepin’ are the limbs of the undead It is the bitter icy wind, come to slice you up, and take away your pieces So the SPOOKS of the darkness, are coming for your bed The still hearts of the frozen pullin' at the threads on the edge of your blankets It’s the rattlin’ of the bones, it’s the haunted house they call home It’s the bitter icy wind come to slice you up, and take your pieces with them You can board up all the doors but they’ll scratch and claw at the closed windows seep in the cracks and holes all the lost and unholy ghosts! Well the spooks of the darkness, they are coming for your bed Oh the still hearts of the frozen Oh the limbs of the undead, cos it seeps up through the floor boards and it will make you sweat, from your toes right Up to the top of your head It will make your hair stand on end Cos its the bitter icy wind come to slice you up yes its the bitter icy wind, come to slice you up It is the bitter icy wind, come To Slice you up and take your pieces with them
3.
Pellets and Peas I feel there’s something missin’ I notice there’s somethin’ wrong I, see those ladies needin’ somethin’ of a supplemental song I got the corn, if you got the beans Gimme a nickel’ - I’ll give you three come on and turn me loose like a one eyed goose Baby scatter the seeds, I got the Pellets and the Peas Please! No I see a fever breakin’ And I know it wont be long Cos I, I see those feathers shakin’ They’re chin for the farmers song I got the corn, if you got the beans Gimme a nickel’ - I’ll give you three come on and turn me loose like a one eyed goose Baby scatter the seeds, I got the Pellets and the Peas Please! Ladies lay your weapons please I’ll give you sweet harmony Nourish you with grace and ease No need to peck at thee with such blazin’ heat Don’t be judgin’ me, I got the pellets and the Peas I got the corn, if you got the beans Gimme a nickel’ - I’ll give you three come on and turn me loose like a one eyed goose Baby scatter the seeds, I got the Pellets and the Peas Please!
4.
Sparrows 04:10
Sparrows Always chasing sparrows through the brazen gold day light while the days are always dawning into the sultry summer nights Must you always chase those sparrows? There little velvet feathered vests They’re just dippin’ and they’re swooping Doin’ just what they do best I’m tired but Im happy waiting for the dusk I’m wired but so free Cos i’ve got your love Fall into a free dive Nestle to your sweet soft side on the cold end of the night, mm mmm mmm I’m tired but Im happy waiting for the dusk I’m wired but so free Cos I am wrapped in your love Fall into a free dive Nestle to your sweet soft side on the cold end of the night, Nestle to your sweet soft side on the cold end of the night mmm
5.
Bails Shed The ancient man he cam across the rollin’ wheel From Hay to harvest pitched a wagon ‘cross the field 300 punds of straw lead by the man and the mule Takin’ 6 or 7 cycles, his sweat and a jack screw From the top, of the hay loft The brittle straw blew A hand of strands and tied wire, that big ol’ swingin’ door Outter tin begins to boil on a frame of wood ’n’ board Sun beam dustmotes swirl into the sullen Hinges creak n the second story, scar tissues tearin’ …. And a couple of pitch forks From the top, of the hay loft the brittle straw blew And I said Hey! You better run my my (you better run) Hey! You better tail your hide (you better hide) Hey! Grab your guns! (you better run) Hey! Aim and Fire (you better hide) Hey! You better Run (you better run) Or Fight Fire (you better fight) From the timber axe of the lumberjack the wagon on the cobble stones Coal train eats up the heathens breath smoke sweeps across the old barns floor Match strikes wild fire, swear the barn be falling Scar tissues tearin up and the salts burning souls Scar tissues’s tearin up, marks a crimson score Scar tissues burning blood, tallied up on the dusty wall And I said Hey! You better run my my (you better run) Hey! You better tail your hide (you better hide) Hey! Grab your guns! (you better run) Hey! Aim and Fire (you better hide) Hey! You better Run (you better run) Or Fight Fire (you better fight)

credits

released January 16, 2017

All songs written and performed by The Long Johns

Sian Evans - Vox, Banjo, Guitar, Mandolin
Paul Watson - National Guitar, Tenor Banjo, Slide, Lap git, BV's
Steve Buchanan - Sousaphone, BV's
Skritch - Kit, Pots n Pans, washboard (laundry), Piano, BV's

Recorded and Produced by Skritch Needham
Mastered By King Willie Sound
Cover Illustration by Lily Collard
Cd Graphic design by Luke Brook
Logo Design by Paul Watson

Basically a bunch of talented mono's joined forces and made fucking cool art! We appreciate your support

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